2/5/00

This week on the has-been corner is Tina Turner...

I have one thing to say.... who at the age of 60 has that much hair?

I have no further statements at this time.

1/26/00

What exactly is a has-been you may ask. Well if you were once popular and now you aren't or are still trying to be and you aren't.... you are pure has-been material!

Lets take for instance William Shatner, I mean come on... he was popular for decades because of Star Trek, but where is he now? The biggest hit he has had in the last year is an internet commercial.... that's pretty low! Did he lose that loving feeling? Most likely not. Once you are type casted to a role, your doomed!